some people are so good at talking like they open their mouth and out comes good ideas and perfectly constructed sentences and they have confidence and everyone listens to them talk
but when i talk it’s like hello morning yes butter homework wiggle book good
(via the0newhofelltoolate)
Caramel Apple Pie Protein Shake
Ingredients:
- 1/2 cup cottage cheese
- 1 Scoop vanilla protein powder
- 1/2 cup Apple chopped fine, or 1/2 cup applesauce
- 1/2 tsp Caramel extract (or 2 tbs sugar free butterscotch pudding mix)
- 1/2 tsp Apple or pumpkin pie spice
- Dash Cinnamon
- 5-10 Ice cubes (Depending on how thick you like it, use less for a thinner consistency)
- 1/2-1 cup Water (Alter this according to desired consistency)
- 2-3 pkts Stevia (or 1/4 tsp sweetener of choice)
- Optional: 1/2 tsp xanthan gum 3, 1/2 tsp butter extract
Nutritional info: 215 calories, 35g protein
(via breerun)
what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?
J = Next Post
K = Previous Post
L = Like
N = View Notes
Space = Show Photo
Shift + R = Reblog
Shift + E = Add to Queue
Z + Tab = Switch Blogs
(Source: psuedo-urban, via the0newhofelltoolate)
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
(Source: joan-watson, via breerun)
